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    • New note by bobjonkman 4 January 2022
      According The Register's forum, this is the patch: "The current fix: Represent 2022-01-02 as 2021-12-33."https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2022/01/03/exchange_servery2k22_flaw/#c_4389861
    • Favorite 4 January 2022
      bobjonkman favorited something by lxo: what's most incredible about this date representation is that it was introduced after Y2K. it wouldn't have worked up to [19]99 think about it. someone implemented that after all the many years of preparation and patching decades-old systems for Y2K, knowing (or, worse, without realizing) that it had at most […]
    • bobjonkman repeated a notice by lxo 4 January 2022
      RT @lxo what's most incredible about this date representation is that it was introduced after Y2K. it wouldn't have worked up to [19]99 think about it. someone implemented that after all the many years of preparation and patching decades-old systems for Y2K, knowing (or, worse, without realizing) that it had at most a couple of […]
    • New note by bobjonkman 3 January 2022
      From what I can tell, they were using the decimal digits of the 32-bit number as a sort of BCD, with the base10 digits representing portions of the date. The example used is "the new date value of 2,201,010,001 is over the max value of 'long' int32 being 2,147,483,647". So, YY MMDDHHMM ? What an […]
    • New note by bobjonkman 17 December 2021
      Some days I'm glad my instance of #GNUsocial doesn't support #ActivityPub and isolates me from the idiocy on Mastodon of which I already get plenty from #Birdsite.
    • New note by bobjonkman 8 December 2021
      And, of course, Wikipedia knows everything: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundation_series#Adaptations #Foundation
    • New note by bobjonkman 8 December 2021
      Happily, it's been about 50 years since I read the first three novels, and about 20 years since I started on the sequels (which never did finish, got about halfway through the third sequel book). So my foggy memories of the storyline in the original trilogy shouldn't detract from the TV series. I recall there […]
    • Favorite 8 December 2021
      bobjonkman favorited something by clacke: @Bob Jonkman It is highly character-driven.It uses key characters, the Empire, the exile, Terminus, Psychohistory, two kingdoms instead of the Four Kingdoms and some echoes of half of the first book and fainter echoes from other parts of the series, while the main story maps roughly to half the first […]
    • bobjonkman repeated a notice by clacke 8 December 2021
      RT @clacke @Bob Jonkman It is highly character-driven. It uses key characters, the Empire, the exile, Terminus, Psychohistory, two kingdoms instead of the Four Kingdoms and some echoes of half of the first book and fainter echoes from other parts of the series, while the main story maps roughly to half the first book. It […]
    • New note by bobjonkman 7 December 2021
      Don't get me wrong, I think Foundation is one of the greatest SF stories ever written. And I hadn't heard there was a series, must find out when and where it airs... !SciFi @clacke

Charming comment spam

Posted by Bob Jonkman on 6th July 2012

Smoke curls up

Genie in the bottle

This blog may not have many readers who leave comments, but it sure does have a lot of commenters who leave spam! Still, I make sure to go through the list of pending comments in case there’s a real one in there. Today, I came across one comment that was obviously spam, but charming with its fractured English and a punch line I hadn’t heard before:

AftequeAlew:
A houseman was walking on the beach harmonious day and he bring about a bottle half buried in the sand. He irrefutable to provide it. Stomach was a genie. The genie said,” I resolve agree to you three wishes and three wishes only.” The gentleman prospect there his beginning demand and decided, “I think I be deficient in 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished after a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the transport sitting in van of him. He asked in search his settled hanker, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Genie in the bottle by zenoka is used under a CC BY-NC 2.0CC BY-NC 2.0 license.

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