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      Just this once, only for this video and no other, should you #ReadTheComments!https://youtu.be/1OfxlSG6q5Y
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      I wish I had seen that article on Switzerland's Housing Co-ops this morning before I did this: https://radiowaterloo.ca/ckms-community-connections-for-24-june-2019
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      RT @neil Despite a lot of interest, there’s only a small amount of co-op housing in the UK. Most non-profit housing is charitable housing associations. Large housebuilders have a hold of the market overall."the Swiss example shows how these non-state and non-capitalist actors can build quality housing at a mass scale, if they’re encouraged — […]
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      Discrimination against atheists goes to BC Human Rights Tribunal: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/byron-wood-nurse-12-step-religious-discrimination-complaint-1.5172488 #Atheism /cc: @indi
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      RT @davehunt !joke Yesterday, I ate a clock. It was time consuming.

Charming comment spam

Posted by Bob Jonkman on 6th July 2012

Smoke curls up

Genie in the bottle

This blog may not have many readers who leave comments, but it sure does have a lot of commenters who leave spam! Still, I make sure to go through the list of pending comments in case there’s a real one in there. Today, I came across one comment that was obviously spam, but charming with its fractured English and a punch line I hadn’t heard before:

AftequeAlew:
A houseman was walking on the beach harmonious day and he bring about a bottle half buried in the sand. He irrefutable to provide it. Stomach was a genie. The genie said,” I resolve agree to you three wishes and three wishes only.” The gentleman prospect there his beginning demand and decided, “I think I be deficient in 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished after a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the transport sitting in van of him. He asked in search his settled hanker, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Genie in the bottle by zenoka is used under a CC BY-NC 2.0CC BY-NC 2.0 license.

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