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    • New note by bobjonkman 22 April 2019
      #ScienceFiction Authors. Started with "asimov", "bradbury", "clarke", got all the way to "zelazny", recently did "aldis" and "bujold"; yesterday's laptop build was "capek".
    • Favorite 22 April 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by lnxw37d2: @amic For years, my hostnames were Star Wars characters. Currently, my SBCs (RasPi/BananaPI/OrangePi/BeagleBone) are named after animals: pigeon, lizard, and so on.
    • bobjonkman repeated a notice by lnxw37d2 22 April 2019
      RT @lnxw37d2 @amic For years, my hostnames were Star Wars characters. Currently, my SBCs (RasPi/BananaPI/OrangePi/BeagleBone) are named after animals: pigeon, lizard, and so on.
    • Favorite 21 April 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by thor: If they ever make a 24-hour mathematics TV channel, they should name it Al Jabr.
    • New note by bobjonkman 21 April 2019
      Can somebody please name this the Pig Snout Nebula? https://gs.jonkman.ca/attachment/136110
    • New note by bobjonkman 21 April 2019
      ...and thanx for the playlist! I usually go for @hardmous archives from #aNONradio https://archives.anonradio.net/
    • New note by bobjonkman 21 April 2019
      I do like the way you work. It's #PsyTrance for me.
    • Favorite 21 April 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by geniusmusing: @brandon It varies as to what I am doing. Design: Silent mental concept design (I do the full design in my head) and them 80's-90's industrial music (KMFDM/Ministry/Etc) for the actual modeling. Code: 80's-90's Dance/club music. Headphones/ear buds are required as well as phone on silent/DND and sign on door, […]
    • bobjonkman repeated a notice by geniusmusing 21 April 2019
      RT @geniusmusing @brandon It varies as to what I am doing. Design: Silent mental concept design (I do the full design in my head) and them 80's-90's industrial music (KMFDM/Ministry/Etc) for the actual modeling. Code: 80's-90's Dance/club music. Headphones/ear buds are required as well as phone on silent/DND and sign on door, "Disturb at your […]
    • New note by bobjonkman 10 April 2019
      #TIL about the #RationalWiki in reading one of @indi's articles on Religious Articles Ban. https://www.canadianatheist.com/2019/04/religious-accessories-bans-1-what-are-religious-accessories-bans/ The part that got me started down the #RationalWiki rabbithole was #FractalWrongness: https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fractal_wrongness Thanx, @indi!

Charming comment spam

Posted by Bob Jonkman on July 6th, 2012

Smoke curls up

Genie in the bottle

This blog may not have many readers who leave comments, but it sure does have a lot of commenters who leave spam! Still, I make sure to go through the list of pending comments in case there’s a real one in there. Today, I came across one comment that was obviously spam, but charming with its fractured English and a punch line I hadn’t heard before:

AftequeAlew:
A houseman was walking on the beach harmonious day and he bring about a bottle half buried in the sand. He irrefutable to provide it. Stomach was a genie. The genie said,” I resolve agree to you three wishes and three wishes only.” The gentleman prospect there his beginning demand and decided, “I think I be deficient in 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished after a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the transport sitting in van of him. He asked in search his settled hanker, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Genie in the bottle by zenoka is used under a CC BY-NC 2.0CC BY-NC 2.0 license.

 
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