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    • Favorite 31 July 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by natecull: Dear everyone who is considering making a video of yourself talking rather than just writing the *exact same words* into a text file, a blog post or a PDF:Unless you're specifically targeting people who literally cannot read...Please don't.Sincerely, A Person Who Doesn't Have Literal Free Hours To Hear You Slooooowly […]
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      bobjonkman favorited something by kensanata: I recommend people just turn off voice assistants whenever they can. That includes smart watches and the like! If you don’t depend on them, then there always the chance of activating them by mistake and of voice samples getting sent and stored where they don’t belong and listened to by […]
    • bobjonkman repeated a notice by floxadvocate 27 July 2019
      RT @floxadvocate Happy System Administrator DayToday, please remember to thank the professionals who keep your computers and network functioning https://sysadminday.com/https://www.sys-admin-day.de/https://www.LOPSA.org/#sysadm #LOPSA
    • Favorite 27 July 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by floxadvocate: Happy System Administrator DayToday, please remember to thank the professionals who keep your computers and network functioning https://sysadminday.com/https://www.sys-admin-day.de/https://www.LOPSA.org/#sysadm #LOPSA
    • Favorite 17 July 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by wolfie: @ink_slinger also "blood is thicker than water" is actually short for "The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" which means that friendship formed in hardship is stronger than family bonds, the exact opposite of the shorthandAnd curiosity killed the cat used to stop people […]
    • Favorite 17 July 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by inkslinger: "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally satire because that is, um, impossible. It's now stated without irony."Just a few bad apples," when referring to police, conveniently ignoring the full aphorism ials actually: One bad apple *spoils the bunch.*
    • Favorite 27 June 2019
      bobjonkman favorited something by selfcare: Fix something small that gets in your way. Sew on a button, clean a grimy keyboard.
    • New note by bobjonkman 27 June 2019
      Just this once, only for this video and no other, should you #ReadTheComments!https://youtu.be/1OfxlSG6q5Y
    • bobjonkman repeated a notice by gudenau 27 June 2019
      RT @gudenau @dirb @Loki This is what a real toaster is like. https://youtu.be/1OfxlSG6q5Y
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      bobjonkman favorited something by gudenau: @dirb @Loki This is what a real toaster is like. https://youtu.be/1OfxlSG6q5Y

Charming comment spam

Posted by Bob Jonkman on July 6th, 2012

Smoke curls up

Genie in the bottle

This blog may not have many readers who leave comments, but it sure does have a lot of commenters who leave spam! Still, I make sure to go through the list of pending comments in case there’s a real one in there. Today, I came across one comment that was obviously spam, but charming with its fractured English and a punch line I hadn’t heard before:

AftequeAlew:
A houseman was walking on the beach harmonious day and he bring about a bottle half buried in the sand. He irrefutable to provide it. Stomach was a genie. The genie said,” I resolve agree to you three wishes and three wishes only.” The gentleman prospect there his beginning demand and decided, “I think I be deficient in 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished after a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the transport sitting in van of him. He asked in search his settled hanker, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Genie in the bottle by zenoka is used under a CC BY-NC 2.0CC BY-NC 2.0 license.

 
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