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      bobjonkman favorited something by lnxw48a1: @geniusmusing Yeah. :-( I think the #blockwars folks may have indirectly caused this. There are people who file complaints against client apps that don’t build in blocklists against specific servers whose moderation policies they dislike. I think that #Matrix / #Element competes with one or more Google-owned chat-type services. Since […]
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      Oh, hang on. It's @joeyh who reveals the inadequacy of #journalism. Not the article author, @Jonemo@twitter.com #ReadingComprehension
    • New note by bobjonkman 23 January 2021
      @lnxw48a1 writes "In this post, Joey H. accidentally reveals a major reason why #news_media / #journalism is so bad today." This didn't leap out at me. Is it because good, in-depth reporting requires A LOT of research and hard work, and that modern journalism is adequately rewarded by re-Tweeted sound bites?
    • New note by bobjonkman 23 January 2021
      What an excellent #LongRead article! "Exploring the Supply Chain of the Pfizer/BioNTech and Moderna COVID-19 vaccines" https://blog.jonasneubert.com/2021/01/10/exploring-the-supply-chain-of-the-pfizer-biontech-and-moderna-covid-19-vaccines/
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      RT @lnxw48a1 Explaining the supply chain of Pfizer & Moderna #COVID-19 vaccines: https://nu.federati.net/url/279451 Source: https://octodon.social/@joeyh/105606567412940936 #2019-nCoV | #coronavirus | #SARS-CoV-2 In this post, Joey H. accidentally reveals a major reason why #news_media / #journalism is so bad today.
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      bobjonkman favorited something by lnxw48a1: Explaining the supply chain of Pfizer & Moderna #COVID-19 vaccines: https://nu.federati.net/url/279451 Source: https://octodon.social/@joeyh/105606567412940936 #2019-nCoV | #coronavirus | #SARS-CoV-2 In this post, Joey H. accidentally reveals a major reason why #news_media / #journalism is so bad today.
    • New note by bobjonkman 22 January 2021
      That was much better than I expected it to be. Covers the spectrum of opinions of several #ITSec professionals, and does not strike an alarmist note. Sadly, somewhat devoid of practical advice, tho. https://www.hipaajournal.com/hipaa-password-requirements/
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Charming comment spam

Posted by Bob Jonkman on July 6th, 2012

Smoke curls up

Genie in the bottle

This blog may not have many readers who leave comments, but it sure does have a lot of commenters who leave spam! Still, I make sure to go through the list of pending comments in case there’s a real one in there. Today, I came across one comment that was obviously spam, but charming with its fractured English and a punch line I hadn’t heard before:

AftequeAlew:
A houseman was walking on the beach harmonious day and he bring about a bottle half buried in the sand. He irrefutable to provide it. Stomach was a genie. The genie said,” I resolve agree to you three wishes and three wishes only.” The gentleman prospect there his beginning demand and decided, “I think I be deficient in 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished after a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the transport sitting in van of him. He asked in search his settled hanker, ” I wish I was irresistible to women.” POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

Genie in the bottle by zenoka is used under a CC BY-NC 2.0CC BY-NC 2.0 license.

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