This Blog Is Not For Reading

A blog, just like any blog, only more so

Putting up the Christmas tree

Posted by Bob on December 14th, 2008

Christmas Tree

# Program: trimtree
# Purpose: To prepare a Christmas tree before decorating
# Date: before 25 December

repeat until (height == 0)
{
if (wife == “It’s lopsided!”)
{
trim_bottom_branches(leftside)
}

if (wife == “It’s leaning!”)
{
trim_bottom_branches(rightside)
}

if (wife == “It’s bare at the bottom!”)
{
saw_off_base(to branches)
}
}
end loop

Image by Tom Carmony, used under CC

4 Responses to “Putting up the Christmas tree”

  1. Nienke Hinton Says:

    ROFLMAO!!!
    Finally a program I can understand!
    Can’t wait for the “taking down the tree” program.

  2. Nienke Hinton Says:

    Where’s the “taking down the tree” program? Or, is your tree still up?
    LOL

  3. Bob Jonkman Says:

    Tree is down. Finally. Needed the compost for Earth Day.

  4. Peter Mc Donagh Says:

    Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. Very interesting work.

    nice post and thanks for sharing…

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.